If you could go back in time and say “yes” once when you said “no”, which situation would it be and what outcome would you like to see play out?
The decision to go back to college in late 2007. No I don’t regret it for a second, but seeing how it played out would be a cool alt-world view of things.
What is one realistically-achievable skill/talent you wish you had?
The ability to be one of those people that can play any instrument no matter what.
If you had to cook and eat your best friend, what side dishes would you prepare to complete the meal and why?
Uh, I don’t dig on swine! J/K! I guess other meats like other friends I could eat.
List a few of your favourite idioms.
Beating a dead horse, the writing in the wall, can’t win for losing, a dime a dozen, it’s not over till the fat lady sings, all things being equal, its always darkest before the the light, hope is what we make, to live is to die, the only guarantees and in life are death and taxes, think before you speak, seek first to understand, life is what we make it, uhh I could go no for days …
Say you had a “get out of jail free card”, what crime would you commit? Provide a step-by-step list of how you would carry it out.
I would plan a bank heist that includes all forms of currency so I could be be denied an unlimited amount of cash forever
If you could be inserted into any piece of fiction as an additional character, which book would it be and how do you see yourself interacting with the established characters?
I would be the Jedi friend you never knew that Luke Skywalker had
Who was your favourite teacher and why?
Dr. Robert Sterken, he could teach someone that hated every second of his classes in a way they learn everything he needed to teach them
What is an item of food or a dish that you used to love in your youth, that you don’t eat any longer?
Biscuits and saw mill style gravy
Which actor or actress could play you in the autobiographical film of your life?
James McAvoy, I was told once by students I looked like him when the movie Spit came out
What are some of your favourite or overused words when writing?
Fathom, I love that word!!